• That’s what your mom said…
  • Dear opportunist…
  • Mornings in Russia…
  • Ain’t nobody got time for legs…
  • The problem with memory foam…
  • Hardest job ever…
  • If you lift his tail, you’ll be sorry
  • Scumbag Microsoft Office
  • Which one is unnatural?
  • Yeah, you’re screwed
  • Confused Grasshopper
  • Thanks for the heads up