• “Television”
  • Drink, drunk
  • Peter, you’re too heavy…
  • Girls will understand…
  • Way in the future…
  • I’m a vampire!
  • What a twist!
  • Dear people of the world…
  • When I started using the Internet and found out I was the 999,999th visitor…
  • My beer is almost empty
  • Close enough?
  • Do Not Press The Red Button