• Looking for something to do this weekend…
  • Look at me, I’m a towel!
  • Jesus phone home…
  • A new meaningful way to eat M&M’s…
  • Magical Coffee Mug
  • Relationship Status
  • Still a better story…
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • Thanks, FedEx
  • Saying something sarcastic…
  • Meanwhile, at the hipster Olympics…
  • Holly s***, my favorite!