• How I feel whenever I want to work out…
  • Did you just ‘nice’ your own joke?
  • I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • I knew it all along!
  • The ‘bass solo’ power…
  • And they used to be called ‘ugly’…
  • Awkward silences
  • Catnip catnap
  • Always thinking about her
  • Money is the root of all evil
  • Bachelors, you know you do this
  • Cool…