• Time for a new house…
  • Mother Nature Sucks…
  • Why one wife now chooses to shop alone
  • The right guy
  • If I’m always right, that must mean I’m…
  • There is an alien on every episode of South Park
  • Baby Chewbacca
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • Dude, that was a freakin’ lizard!
  • Never happy
  • Nerds love apple Chinese?
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…