• I don’t have birthdays…
  • You’re going to pay for this!
  • A great accomplishment…
  • I really should know by now
  • Knight Armored Hoodie
  • Someone’s tired…
  • Watching Lord of the Rings after the Internet…
  • Alternate beginning to Fresh Prince
  • Sometimes even excavators need a hobby
  • Thanks, FedEx
  • Laziest transportation
  • Scumbag girlfriend