• Hobbit dwarves according to my mom…
  • Just because you can’t see it…
  • You are…
  • Holy damn…
  • Definition of Piracy
  • Lie Detector
  • I can’t wait
  • Forever alone cat
  • There are plenty of people like this out there…
  • Even cooler
  • “Hey Mom, I think you are confused”
  • Story of my late-night snacking life