• I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • Mmmerrr…
  • The Joker’s fridge…
  • College degrees
  • Alfred is getting tired…
  • Procrastinators unite…
  • Shame on you, meat eaters!
  • Here’s a good one…
  • Whenever I realize I have work to do…
  • Silly question
  • That’s it. Christmas is cancelled.
  • Separated at birth