• Poorest president in the world…
  • Not amused…
  • My evil plans are coming to fruition…
  • Childhood = punched in the stomach…
  • When I look for my car in a parking lot…
  • Starting my diet…
  • The difference between the good guys and the bad guys
  • Honestly…
  • Pac-Man Ukulele
  • How to troll a Genie
  • William Shatner. Not a fan of Jackass.
  • At a recent wedding party…