• Mom, he started it…
  • Whenever I try to look hot…
  • Please excuse my fabulousness…
  • I was told I could become anything…
  • Why I failed my math exam…
  • The one guitar to rule them all
  • Out of my way! I’m an Ostrich…
  • Weird laws
  • Faith in humanity restored…
  • Who ya gonna call?
  • We must be closed
  • You want me to do what?