• Probably my next t-shirt…
  • Just a day at the DMV…
  • Why I’m passing my history class…
  • If we all go to prison…
  • If you never did this, your childhood was incomplete
  • Clever reminder
  • Liam Gallagher on piracy
  • I’m jealous of my parents
  • I have seen terrible things
  • Well-meant thieves
  • Perks of marrying a star
  • Ever seen a subway go uphill?