• Eye Chart Flask…
  • I cannot lie…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • A little known fact…
  • WROD SRCAMBEL!
  • Hillbilly Ten Commandments
  • Everything has an end…
  • I’m not like most girls…
  • Getting a divorce like a boss…
  • It’s not talking back
  • They told me I could be anything
  • You. Put Me Down This Instant.