• A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Take the police out on a couple of dates…
  • Drink Responsibly
  • He exists!
  • Half my Facebook friends
  • Acrobat Reader
  • Simpsons Christmas Cards
  • Thanks J.K. Rowling
  • Supergirl
  • Hey man…
  • One has to wonder…
  • My ex-wife