• Meanwhile on Google Maps…
  • How to get there…
  • How I feel when people complain on Facebook…
  • What do you say when you answer the phone?
  • Why can’t we be together?
  • I can has food?
  • Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes…
  • I’m out, world…
  • Real time tweet
  • He does make a compelling argument
  • Every time I use the garbage disposal…
  • Ready to feel old?