• Flirting isn’t my strong point…
  • Finally my method works…
  • Appearances can be deceitful…
  • You made dad angry…
  • Fridge note
  • Juan, erase that whiteboard…
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • They’re immortal…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Oh, wait…
  • Texting someone in the same room
  • I’m a what?