• Choose your color…
  • Girls, just watch the movie…
  • Sometimes I hate the Internet…
  • 82 years and 9 months
  • I’ve only had one beer Officer, promise
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • One inch
  • Perfect name for a lawyer
  • The worst thing about this generation
  • Picking up things
  • Almost natural selection
  • The most overused costume in Halloween 2011 parties