• When shopping with your girlfriend…
  • You are a sick person…
  • You’re lucky…
  • Give a man a fish…
  • Parmesan cheese pencil
  • Where’s an amazing boyfriend?
  • Unfortunately…
  • Pfft, like I care
  • Beware of what!?
  • No, it’s not okay
  • Hey, it’s over
  • I will always love you mom