• Not even once, Optimus…
  • Every time I take gum out in front of my friends…
  • Yes, of course…
  • Don’t tell me what to do
  • If you see da’ police…
  • Dear easy girls…
  • Puppy belly
  • The Pug Rider
  • Scumbag dog
  • Something’s just not right
  • Oh crap! Are you okay Mr. Truck?
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