• Please let me live…
  • Just a minute of your time…
  • I’m as surprised as you are human…
  • Dude, what?
  • Troll Doctor
  • Frog never refuses a challenge…
  • Vodka Jello Cake
  • How I feel breaking up with someone days before Valentine’s Day…
  • What I’m like…
  • How I look…
  • As usual
  • I’m not fat…