• Lanterns…
  • X-Wing beard…
  • ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘my bad’…
  • Emo Pizza…
  • First Contact
  • A fire vortex
  • I don’t hate you
  • Go ahead…Throw one more snowball…
  • Last monday…
  • Okay, now gimme a push.
  • Are we talking about the weather, or my ex-girlfriend?
  • Know your place…
Comments
  1. LadyBee

    11:16 pm

    Funny, but false. It was an exercise for the people at the forensics conference.

  2. joe s

    3:06 am

    Actually, it’s fictional:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Opus
    snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp

    …but it’s fun nonetheless. Here it is – reworked – at the start of the movie Magnolia:

    youtube.com/watch?v=xZCteWofrMM#t=134s

  3. Justin

    12:42 pm

    I believe that’s the definition of Karma, even if the story is purely fictional.