• Texting my boyfriend…
  • MacGyver unable to fix his own car
  • Evil Dog
  • Little Red & The Big Bad Wolf
  • Hand carved from one block of wood
  • Try organic food
  • Toxic flavor
  • Just a girl with a baby alpaca
  • Pumba
  • Soldiers having fun
  • Taste that rainbow…
  • Someone stole my dartboard!
Comments
  1. LadyBee

    11:16 pm

    Funny, but false. It was an exercise for the people at the forensics conference.

  2. joe s

    3:06 am

    Actually, it’s fictional:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Opus
    snopes.com/horrors/freakish/opus.asp

    …but it’s fun nonetheless. Here it is – reworked – at the start of the movie Magnolia:

    youtube.com/watch?v=xZCteWofrMM#t=134s

  3. Justin

    12:42 pm

    I believe that’s the definition of Karma, even if the story is purely fictional.