• How I play video games…
  • What else is popcorn good for?
  • You know you’re important…
  • New Year’s Pizza…
  • Awkward Silence
  • How can we forget him?
  • If Pixar made Portal…
  • If I drink Fanta…
  • Crying like a baby…
  • Democracy
  • The oldest I have ever felt in my entire life
  • Boink!
  1. LadyBee

    11:16 pm

    Funny, but false. It was an exercise for the people at the forensics conference.

  2. joe s

    3:06 am

    Actually, it’s fictional:


    …but it’s fun nonetheless. Here it is – reworked – at the start of the movie Magnolia:


  3. Justin

    12:42 pm

    I believe that’s the definition of Karma, even if the story is purely fictional.