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  1. LadyBee

    11:16 pm

    Funny, but false. It was an exercise for the people at the forensics conference.

  2. joe s

    3:06 am

    Actually, it’s fictional:


    …but it’s fun nonetheless. Here it is – reworked – at the start of the movie Magnolia:


  3. Justin

    12:42 pm

    I believe that’s the definition of Karma, even if the story is purely fictional.