• Dramatic breakup…
  • Difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’…
  • This wasn’t on the test!
  • Sleep Talking…
  • My boss just texted me…
  • That was so smooth…
  • Nine months from now…
  • Tryin’ to catch me…
  • People you may know
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • Jewish God insists…
  • My biggest childhood rage