• Every time I try to sneak out…
  • They’re gone now…
  • Home is…
  • Poor Rhinoceros
  • When I’m bored…
  • Never bring a knife…to a lobster fight…
  • What is it called?
  • Rebellious Asian
  • Funniest auto-corrects of 2011
  • At ease gentlemen…
  • I want to defriend you…
  • Shut up and take my money!