• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • Ready for a day in the country…
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Zombie Family
  • The Pumpkin Centipede
  • High School Graduation
  • You will never love anything as much as this baby loves noodles
  • Squirrels
  • Please don’t eat me
  • Meanwhile in Michigan…
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel
  • And you will never see him again