• The Devil’s Pet…
  • Say it to my face…
  • You know what, daddy…
  • The most irritating software in the world
  • So busted!
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • Tough question
  • Care for a drink?
  • I’m just… going to leave…
  • How to sit in front of the computer…
  • Swag
  • No smoking