• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • It’s called karma…
  • Firstborn Child…
  • Take my money…
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • My mom texted me…
  • Every. Single. Morning.
  • Just a normal day at work…
  • Your personal space
  • Homer’s make-up gun
  • Went to the pub with my girlfriend…
  • Switch Notes