• For richer or for poorer…
  • Just like a good wine…
  • Girls deserve guys that can make them smile…
  • Batman Mustache
  • Total BS Breakup Lines
  • Safety always first…
  • One way or another somebody’s going to die
  • Excuse me towels, have you seen my dog?
  • Hopes
  • She thinks the Pepsi Corporation harbors terrorists…
  • Cuteness overload
  • Fabulous, fabulous clothes!