• I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • You should have known better…
  • What not to say to a police officer…
  • Deceived Seal
  • Why Snooki doesn’t eat lobster…
  • *Poot*
  • Could the Universe be a Gigantic Brain Cell?
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • Too late to quit
  • Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers: Worst movie critic ever
  • Technologically challenged mom
  • Ready for take-off