• Damn, I look fabulous…
  • It’s always been this scene…
  • It’s hard to get anything done…
  • Provocative Gecko
  • Hating yourself…
  • Every time I see an ad for something that uses Bing…
  • Can’t math right now…
  • No, Human!
  • Epic Facebook profile
  • Friends for Life
  • Mind blowing theory
  • Work smart, not hard