• Calm down woman…
  • Love in all the wrong places…
  • Taste before you buy it…
  • How my mom uses the internet…
  • When you’re in the shower…
  • Ha! That was funny!
  • Just some optical illusions…
  • Hmmm, it’s a little salty…
  • Why so serious?
  • Little Edward Scissorhands
  • No dogs allowed
  • I’m considering a career in organized crime