• RIP 2012…
  • Do you pee in the shower?
  • As soon as I see this on Facebook…
  • Biggest logo fails
  • When this happens…
  • I’m a broccoli and I look like a tree…
  • The coolest middle name…
  • Wait… really?
  • Have you seen my pills?
  • When everyone talks about their iPhone or Android and I have an old cell phone…
  • People think I’m quiet…
  • Oh, there you are, Perry