• Partying like an Avenger…
  • Survivorman’s ‘subtle’ dig at Bear Grylls…
  • Every time I turn my printer on…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • Happy birthday mom…
  • I don’t know who you are…
  • Disney? Don’t think so…
  • Every time I try to insert my opinion into a heated argument
  • That moment of pain…
  • Free hugs*
  • Pet’s emotions
  • The Beatles made out of tape