• Time to sleep on the couch…
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • What are you doing with your life?
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • This house has had…
  • Get off the chair…
  • Life goes on…
  • Actors who do the same thing on movie posters
  • Looking at your mom…
  • The more things change, the more they stay the same
  • What if?
  • Would you use this toilet?