• Get me a newspaper…
  • My hands are cold…
  • Right now…
  • At first I was all like…
  • My wife is leaving me…
  • Gone are those days
  • Human Animaniacs
  • I’m fabulous! Oh crap!
  • Kitty is not pleased with Justin Bieber
  • The uprising is about to begin
  • Stages of adulthood
  • The future of Apple products