• Must. Be mine. Now.
  • Try again, Justin…
  • My Franz Are Nothing but Treble
  • Dora’s Questions
  • How I feel when shirtless in public
  • German search suggestions
  • Meanwhile at work…
  • When my girlfriend falls asleep while spooning…
  • I forgot my hat
  • Edward isn’t a vampire
  • Without money…
  • Mommy, how did I get here?