• You’re not weird, you’re one of a kind…
  • No matter who you are…
  • Best Christmas decoration ever…
  • Hair vs. Weather
  • Laws of physics, they no longer matter…
  • Which side do you take, Red or Blue?
  • Patrick, what am I?
  • The American people have spoken
  • Who should you date?
  • Don’t argue
  • Wife being annoying?
  • When you listen to your iPod on the street and walk in time to the music