• ‘Murica…
  • This is heaven…
  • Return the bucket…
  • Oh hi there…
  • Wrong neighborhoot
  • I am a creationist
  • This is a cake, and it’s all edible
  • Slow Internet connection?
  • Are you still there?
  • Girl or grill?
  • How do you work this thing?
  • I’m in your kitchen…