• Just quit it…
  • Swiper, no swiping!
  • Psychopathic Dog
  • How about no…
  • The definition of ‘having balls’
  • Can’t math right now…
  • Why I’m single…
  • First five days in the life of a hamster
  • He kept his promise
  • Photogenic dog
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn
  • Inspirational quote