• Crime Doesn’t Pay…
  • Vegetable Poodle
  • Song lyrics as Facebook status…
  • I went home and cried…
  • Ways to become a zombie
  • Best parents ever…
  • It’s just not right…
  • Wayne is back…
  • Stay in school kids…
  • I wonder where UPS left my package…
  • The three states of matter
  • The subtleties of our language