• Already too late…
  • America’s sweetheart…
  • A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Whatever doesn’t offend you…
  • Um wut…
  • High School Reunion…
  • Meanwhile in Physics class…
  • I’m wearing a jacket because…
  • Recommend me a book
  • What is this?
  • Well… I’m done with the internet for today
  • Always on Duty