• Shhh…
  • Grumpy Cat’s Poem…
  • Leisure Interruption
  • A fair warning…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • I wasted my whole summer…
  • I will never see the Arc de Triomphe the same way again
  • The only pale Edward who deserves to be loved…
  • What if birds don’t sing…
  • That feels so goood…
  • I asked Santa…
  • I don’t want to live anymore so I add ketchup to my wrists