• Truth in food advertising…
  • Portal sudden realization…
  • Swimming pool made to look like a pond…
  • May the force warm your head
  • Good Guy Voldemort…
  • A happy stoat
  • Prevent yourself from crying
  • When the teacher catches me chewing gum in class
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • This should be in every kitchen
  • When my parents have friends over
  • Mondays