• Ask me about my shirt…
  • The only magic…
  • Thriller…
  • Checked what time the bus was gonna be at my stop…
  • Neil Patrick Harris speaks the truth
  • There must always be one…
  • If Snoop Dogg was white…
  • Giving your kids dumb names
  • Now this is a show idea
  • Basically me
  • No, it’s not okay
  • I didn’t do it