• The Christmas Dinosaur…
  • They still haven’t noticed…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • Inception vs. Batman
  • Let’s play a game…
  • Ever heard of it?
  • It was that dude!
  • How I react to babies
  • Scumbag dog
  • The awkward moment when you find out Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool
  • My reaction to every overheard conversation on the bus
  • Sounds about right