• To those taking self-portrait pictures in the bathroom…
  • Worst name ever…
  • Not a chance
  • Come Away With Me
  • Photoshop level: Unimaginable
  • He is real…
  • Fluffy chicken
  • Thanks for the warm baby
  • Arguing with a woman…
  • A 1938 Phantom Corsair
  • So I say “man’s best friend? I hardly know the guy!”
  • Would you use this toilet?