• Owl by myself…
  • Everyone should know this…
  • Getting your hand stuck in a Pringles can…
  • Stop talking to me…
  • Girls with big breasts will understand…
  • When I was your age…
  • Something that always bugged me…
  • Elegance
  • I shall live in this planet a little longer…
  • Every time I see an ad for my local news…
  • Big Ben Twitter
  • God is everywhere