• Get me a newspaper…
  • On the fifth day of Christmas…
  • Hipster kitty
  • At the most…
  • Girl repellent
  • It may sound worse…
  • Crap, now I have to socialize…
  • Mother of the year
  • Kurt Cobain and Ronald McDonald
  • You would never know
  • Wish granted
  • You know you’ve gone too far…