• If I knew…
  • So “Frog Face” is the new Duck Face?
  • You know this is true…
  • That’s your baby…
  • Gurl, let me see…
  • Ah, the good old days…
  • This dog knows the blues
  • My only regret…is that I have boneitis
  • When I’m sad…
  • How to regrow a severed finger
  • Unfortunately…
  • Go to hell. I’m comfortable.