• You promised…
  • Typical New Year’s Eve Party…
  • Middle Names…
  • You just got Gangnam’d…
  • Dark Knight Facepalm
  • Muffins, are you done?
  • I want in!
  • A new relationship status
  • People I insult…
  • Every time I try to score with a girl…
  • I noticed you looking at me…
  • Shut up sign, you are drunk!