• Cheer up, Squidward…
  • My biggest problem with college…
  • Guitar swimming pool
  • When a chemist dies…
  • When I leave work and my boss says I left something undone…
  • My favorite exercise
  • Everything would be much better
  • No Skrillex, no.
  • Modern-day Cupid
  • Every time I take a shower…
  • Mmmm yes, quite.
  • Plan of attack