• Alcohol doesn’t solve problems…
  • I’m done playing frisbee…
  • Whenever I get to leave early…
  • Not you again…
  • Badass Clint Eastwood
  • Food coma
  • The way math works
  • Please don’t feed the animals
  • Barbecue
  • Last monday…
  • Justin Bieber’s the best
  • Caught in the act